What’s something women say that makes you roll your eyes?

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1. “I just want equality.”

   As they push for blatant favoritism.

2. ‘Roll your eyes. I double dog dare you.’

3. Good vibes only

   [proceeds to be the biggest piece of shit ever]

4. “all men are the same”

   4 billion men, dude. 4 billion. and you’re forming your image of all of them based off of maybe 30

5. “he’s just my friend “
   okay so ask him to fuck and see how friendly he gets

6. When they lie to themselves. I keep the eye roll mental so they don’t see it

7. “I’m not like the other girls. ” Proceeds to act just like the other girls.

8. “I’m fine 😡”

   …lol

9. “I’m not like other girls”
   Then proceeds to act like every girl you’ve ever met in your life

10. Ahhh im a scorpio so i can’t date you

    Bitch WTF

11. Horoscopes , Zodiac signs and all that bullshit.

12. We was queens

13. “I just want someone i like”.

    (Which implies a massive list of traits)

14. “Men are trash.”

15. Typical man-
    How are you really feeling-
    I think I heard a noise- go check it out-
    I think I’m putting on weight-
    Any sentence that starts with “my ex”
    It’s only money-

16. “I’m not religious, I’m spiritual.”

17. When they say something like all men are trash cheaters or something negative. It’s just the men they keep going after.

18. Anything that starts with, i think it funny that….

    Then get mad at you for laughing, like why cant i think its funny too?

19. “mansplaining” “manspreading” “patriarchy”

20. Anything about astrology or any of that hippy crap.

21. ” you’re not a real man unless your *insert random height*”

22. Any mention of astrology, especially if it’s to justify an easily correctable character flaw.
    Also, when a woman says something like “I’m such a bitch” like it’s a trait worth bragging about..

23. >I’m a high maintenance girl, but that’s just cuz I know my worth

    Instant cringe

24. “I only date guys over 6 feet tall.” and she’s 5 foot 2

25. Broke boys don’t deserve no pussy.

    Like, Janet you are once divorced and have $300 in your account. Your signature dish is hamburger helper and your best sex move is the starfish.

    Pussy is all you bring to a relationship and it ain’t even worth much.

    If you’re a hooker just put the prices in the bio so I don’t waste my time thinking there’s more than there is.

26. If women were in charge they’d be no war.

27. “If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” OMFG run run run run run

28. Entertain me

29. What’s your sign?

30. “If you can’t handle me at my worst then you don’t deserve me at my best.”

    Usually used to excuse actually toxic behavior while expecting royal treatment no matter what.

31. Her: How tall are you?

    Me: 5’8

    Her: You still too short for me even thou I’m 5’1.

32. All men are trash

33. “A real man would…”

    What in rooting tooting hell would you know anything about being a real man?

    That’s like me determining whether or not a Woman is “lady like”, it doesn’t sound right.

34. “I like to travel” yes everyone loves a holiday , it’s not a hobby or interest it just means you will suck dick for plane tickets

35. “I’m only on this dating app to make friends”

36. I’m a bisexual man who married a man

    You would not fucking believe how many times I’ve been called, claimed, or assumed to be misogynistic over _marrying a guy_

    That word gets thrown around so flagrantly now

37. “Men have it easy.”
    “You are privileged.”
    “Women can’t be sexist.”
    “Men are oppressors.”
    “Men just want sex.”
    “All men are the same.”
    “Women are oppressed by the patriatchy.”
    “Believe all women.”

38. “I’m hungry but I don’t know what to eat”

39. “Guys never approach me.”

    Translation: “Guys I’m attracted to never approach me.”

    Just start talking guys you like and stop the complaining.

40. “single momma, My Wonderful beautiful baby comes first and you must understand that”

    Get alot of this on tinder eeeshh

41. “I’m not like other women.” -immediately proceeds to be more batshit crazy than anyone else I’ve ever met, male or female.

42. “Would you still love me if I was a toaster?”

43. “That’s something a Gemini would say.”

44. “i know another gay guy, you’ll love them, give me your contact”