What does it mean when your gf buys you a cool dragon figurine?

20 comments

1. They are going to murder you.

2. Your gf thinks you like dragon figurines 🤷🏻‍♂️

3. Dragons are dope?

4. You’re a nerd. But she doesn’t care.

5. It’s a hint.

6. That I got a fucking rad new toy

7. It’s a proposal.

8. Why don’t you ask her

9. It means that she likes you and thought of you when she saw it.

   You’ve got dragon energy, **congrats!**

10. Pay no mind to my username.

    I would love to have a girlfriend who buys me dragon figurines.

11. She is pregnant with a dragon baby.

12. She wants sex 24/7 of course……

13. It means she likes you enough to get you a gift, why does it have to have a deep meaning?

14. It either means she wants to do butt stuff immediately or maybe it is just a present for you.

15. It means she thinks you like dragons, or maybe the fantasy genre in general. Expect to continue to receive similar gifts for the remainder of the relationship.

16. she asked around and somebody told her that you would like it.

    Or she likes it and it’s an excuse for her to purchase it and then ‘borrow’ it.

17. She’s ready.

18. She thought about you????

    Kinda hard to tell without context.

19. It’s a secret code for ‘put it in my butt’

20. She would like for you to be dragon your balls on her face.