Whats the last thing you would buy if you had a billion dollars?

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1. Pack of cigs

2. Twitter checkmark.

3. Meth

4. A coffin.

5. Last? Fuck knows. I don’t think that far ahead.

6. An OnlyFans subscription

7. NFTs

8. Winnipeg Jets. Nothing against Winnipeg, but it’s not for me.

9. Probably my coffin

10. A politician

11. Designer clothes. The fashion world is a weird upside down space where the most expensive items are made of cheap trash that breaks and degrades within a year. You’re fully expected to buy replacements continually.

12. Tesla

13. I saw on the news that a T-Rex skull was up for auction and expected to fetch $15 million. Definitely a T-Rex skull, but it would be the FIRST thing.

14. $1 billion in Powerball tickets

15. Grave stone head designed with an anime chick with huge boobs.

16. Toilet paper, I wipe with hundreds now.

17. a boat/yacht.

18. Billionaire toys. Not even if I had all of the gold in the Milky Way.

19. Mark McGrath’s semen.

20. A subscription to an OF