Got blue balls

So I ended up hooking up with a girl that I’ve been flirting back and forth with for a bit for the first time yesterday. Everything was great, lots of fun, but we were both drunk so we decided to not have sex — wait till next time. Well that didn’t stop us from making out all night and doing everything but actually having sex and/or cumming.

Well the next morning, I headed home to my friend’s place where I was staying for the weekend, sore from the worst case of blue balls I’ve ever had. I decided it best to empty the ol’ pipes before carrying on with my day, so I locked myself in their washroom and got to it while the shower was running. My balls were severely sore but that didn’t stop me since I knew what was making them sore, so I powered through it. As I started getting closer to the “point of no return” that every guy is well familiar with, I simply started leaking cum. Let me clarify, I had not yet orgasmed in the slightest, I hadn’t even reached the point of no return, if it wasn’t for the fact that there was literal cum leaking out of my dick, I would hardly have known I was close even. But evidently I was, and there was cum dripping out of my dick in a stream only slightly weaker than what a piss stream might look like. I desperately got the toilet paper I had ready and started to collect the leak with it using one hand, while continuing to disappoint my parents with the other. The leak kept going until I ACTUALLY got to the point of no return and what ensued was an explosion of which I was at least somewhat prepared for, unlike the faucet of cum I was dealing with until then.

Needless to say my efforts to contain my most ambitious little swimmers were mostly futile, they were all to eager to escape their containment inside the soreness of my blue balls — And found a quick home on the floors and bath mat of my friends washroom. After cleaning up as best as I could and avoiding eye contact with my friend for the rest of my stay, I am on Reddit seeking refuge and hoping someone has had at least a somewhat similar experience 😭