what questions to ask your future wife ?

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2. How did the whole climate change thing play out?

3. Asking is pointless, she will lie. Just observe and learn. Watch how she treats people “below” her.

   To be fair, do this with men as well, not just women. There are lots of sharks out there.

4. Do we have flying cars in the year 2015?

5. Wait, do you exist?

6. Do you want kids, if so when? Do you have career goals or do you want to me a homemaker. Politics. Diet.

7. Very early on in the dating process, whether or not they want kids eventually and if view the end goal of dating as trying to find a monogamous relationship.

8. whats for dinner?

9. Will you always be there?

   Do you want kids?

   Do you like me for me?

   If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

   Am I being the best husband I could be?

10. Whether or not her family will accept you as her husband.

11. What happened to my perfectly good original wife that required replacement? Whose idea was this? Where are my pants? Why the fuck can’t I smoke cigars in this hospital!? Since when?

12. Have your siblings all them while you aren’t around, “are you dating my brother for his money?” And have them rate the response.

    My sister did this to my wife when we were dating, unbeknownst to me. My wife related it to me later. She must have passed the test because my sister never brought it up.

13. What’s the hardest part of dating you?

    What do you do when you are having a bad day?

    What do you want me to do on my end to improve or work on?

14. Is she into anal? Does she like 69 ing? Is she up for mutual masturbation? Will she want to explore more later?