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I’m too fat to fit on a slide. thanks for reminding me op
No noise. Just feels weird to do so.
Suppose it depends how many beers got this grown man on a slide in the first place
No Sound
While sitting on wax paper… “aaaahahahaaaa”
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Well im usually going down with my toddler so i make some noises. Makes it more fun
I moan. Less awkward.
I have a really rare skin condition so usually my skin just slips off my body exposing the flesh beneath, leaving a bloody trail as i scream in agony.
Yaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ohyaaaaahhhhhhhh yaahhhhhhhh oh my yaaahhhhhaaaaahahahahhhaaaa
Depends on how hot the metal slide is.
It’s more of a “Yeeeaaahhh”
I don’t remember the last time I went on a slide, all my little brothers are now too old for playgrounds. I probably just laughed as I went down.
If it’s a water side yes
More like a “wo”. I’m too big for slides to last much longer than that
“AHHHHHHHHH!!” While smiling ear to ear because I’m pretending it’s not weird and awkward for a man in his late twenties to be on a slide. Why would I be on a slide tho? How drunk would I have to be lol. But then why would I be at a park drunk? Lol
Unless I’m at a water park. Then I don’t give a shit. I love water parks!
I make a horrible squeaking noise as my semi sweaty body intermittently oozes down the way too hot metal slide a sunny summer day.
I’ll be honest I make a noise when I go down slides. Might as well have fun when I’m going down
If I ever find that I am at the top of a slide, I have to pretend I got up there accidentally. “How the hell did I get up here. Guess I better slide down. WEEEEEE!”
Weeeee is the sound you make when you are having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people.
-Mitch Hedburg
If I were to yell “woooo!!!”, I’d be required by instinct to have my hands raised in the air. I would much rather keep my hands low to steady myself so I can’t do something like fall off the slide. Once I reach the bottom, THEN I can go “woooo!!!” But until then, I’ll stick to silence. Or laughter, if I’m really enjoying it.
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As for both being awkward, who cares? It’s fun to be silly and not care what irrelevant bystanders think.