Men, what’s the craziest thing that’s ever happened to you that most people wouldn’t believe?

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1. That I feel lonely most of the time, I used to take sleeping pills just to not be awake because it was exhausting being alone.

2. I had an encounter with Black Jesus

3. I got offered to hold a mummified corpse of a 6-12 month old….

4. I had sex with a woman.

5. I got a few and I’m not sure which one is on top:

   I had my 1st run in with a Cartel before I was old enough to remember it and according to family it almost became a gunbattle.

   I’m pretty sure I saw the Easter Bunny and he tried to pay me off in chocolate for my silence.

   I tried being a condom dealer in HS and failed miserably, the story behind it is fucknuts.

   I stayed in a campground this one time and met 14 other kids with my 1st name, and our last initials were in alphabetical order.

   I’m currently 3 years into living without running water at my place because the county wants my money to pay someone else’s bill.

6. Past relationship with someone who was really *really* badly mentally ill.

7. Nobody in my new life really believes me when I tell them that I used to be a hardcore alcoholic. They don’t believe me when I tell em I almost weighed 300 lbs, my driver’s license still has the pic of me like that, and it completely floors people.

8. Some girl when I was 17 came up to me. Told me she thinks I’m fit and asked for my Facebook (to contact me on). Didn’t even know her.. all I knew was her name was Sophie and she knew my sister.

   Also worked with a very attractive woman who hugged me, groped my ass and offered to have sex with me….. I didn’t because I need my job.

9. Fucked a virgin I met online.

10. I found a pouch of cocaine in a public urinal. On my way home a mugger robbed me of my wallet , mobile and that pouch. Out of nowhere cops arrived and the mugger tried to run away. But he was arrested . I got my wallet and phone back but the cops never mentioned about that pouch. It disappeared somewhere in custody.

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12. A cop in uniform tried to sell me coke

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14. Depends I’ve lived a crazy life that no one really believes. Most of them happened in my Teenage years. I fought a guy for 23 minutes straight with a broken hand prior to the fight with over 100 people watching. And the other one was back in the 2018 blizzard in the uk I helped a lady who had her car broken down and walked her home and she blew me which was my first ever experience with a woman along with my first kiss and her mouth stank of weed 🤮🤮🤮 then right after she revealed she was married and I got up out of there.
    Then last year while working at a Co-op we had a drunk couple who were usually sober regulars come in and the lady essentially came onto and kissed me while no one was looking since I was at the back of the store and she ended up saying if she could use the staff toilets and I took her and did the business with her which left me shook because of the circumstance she’d come in as a regular but never speak to me and would always avoid me after that but luckily I got no complaint but I’d say those are the craziest.

15. That this question has been asked several times this month in this subreddit.

    Crazy right?

    I don’t think anyone will believe me.

16. I got to meet the drummer from Marcy Playground at this alt rock rager I went to over the summer. Super nice guy