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When I told her about spontaneous erections…
An ex of mine didn’t know sperm was produced in the testicles. Fought me on it too.
When I had to tell her pee comes from the balls, idiot
She is a grade 11/12 AP biology teacher…if she didn’t know anything i’d be concerned.
When she was mad I couldn’t control my boner during play. Like she can control getting wet..
I would say the only thing she didn’t know was how testicles move up and down constantly adjusting for temperature which is one of those things that is anatomically fascinating.
Bad handjobs
When she stabs a knife in my heart instead of my dick
When I had to explain to her that if man didn’t get sex 3 times a day he would die….
I explained that ejaculation and urination are mutually exclusive and if you’re working on one then the other becomes impossible
My ex: “You got hard so obviously you don’t really mean it when you say no”
A lot of women seem to be unaware of the fact that we can flex our dicks and make them bounce, that a flaccid penis can take quite a lot of “abuse”, and that you can roll your penis inside of you/itself and tuck your balls up “into” you.
When I sit with my legs spread and I get told to close them. I got my penis and balls hanging between my legs. They need to breathe.
She had no idea erect penises can actually have a slight curve, and freaked out a bit the first time she saw mine
When they stop what they are doing the second you cum and don’t go the extra 15-20 seconds.
Women will say men can’t find the clit and then struggle to find the glans 🙄
When she is playing with your ear and saying how much she loves your penis
When she asks questions like:
“What’s a penis?”
“Does it float?”
“Do you always sit on your balls?”
“How do you ride a bike?”
“How do you hide a boner?”
“What does getting hit in the junk feel like?”
And 75 more questions about penises.
Unfortunately this isn’t a young woman thing. Women in their 40s and 50s usually don’t know either.
EDIT
Oh, also vasectomies.
*(I do find it interesting that of all the questions that are asked towards men in this sub that women don’t chime in on this. Hmmm…)*
Stroking the shaft instead of the head.
Most women don’t know that males have a hormonal cycle, too. It’s always fun to teach that.
Actually, I would go so far to say that a lot of people, even men, don’t know that the male hormonal cycle is every 24hrs compared to the ~28 day female hormonal cycle. Testosterone levels will peak early on in the day and dwindle down as the day goes on.
Males also have a non-emotional physical need to ejaculate on a 24-48hr cyclic period. After about 24-48hrs, you have produced your maximum amount of sperm. Any sperm produced after that point is just consumed by the body.
When she thinks giving a handy is peeling back the foreskin as hard and far as humanly possible now my pp hurt
Pretty much every sexual interaction during our first six months together. I was her first and apparently her sex education was pretty rudimentary.
Women in general know fuck all about men, though.
During sex, specifically reverse cowgirl, an ex used to want me to put my legs all the way together. I had to explain that could only work so well. For the vast experience she had she knew precious little.