If you got arrested what would your friend think you got arrested for?

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1. The only thing that comes to mind is my potentially being arrested while attending a protest. Other than that, I imagine they would suspect I was framed or that the police got the wrong person.

2. Weed.

   Its illegal where I live.

   But it has helped me immensely with anxiety and depression and a dependency upon the meds related to it all. Marijuana helped move past all of it. I got a fresh start in my life with the help I toked. It is what it is.

   I’m careful though. Or try to be.

3. Punch on/fist fight

4. making sex in public

5. They’d probably assume it was some wrong place wrong time type of thing.

6. probably public nudity or some dumb shit i did while drunk. or both.

7. Kicking a senator.

8. Drugs

9. Probably bar-fight.

   Or feeding ducks where there’s a “don’t feed the ducks” sign.

10. Well, my boyfriend once told me that I’m “criminally cute,” so expect to see the headline “Local Woman Arrested For Cuteness.”

11. God who knows. My friends all see me as the goody two shoes of our group.

12. Protesting

13. I have been arrested for getting into a fight once or twice, so probably that.

14. Fighting or stealing

15. Probably fighting

16. My husband would definitely think that I got in a fight somewhere and beat someone’s ass (I was actually arrested for this in high school and got sentenced to probation)

17. Overly creative driving;) ?

18. well, I’m a very non confrontational person (at least irl lol) and also never overstepped the law in my life, so if I got arrested there are 2 possibilities:

    1 I was framed/the police messed up

    2 I did it and it was massive and meticulously planned through (think something like you see in Detective Conan murder is however not necessarily involved)

19. Running someone over… not a very good driver

20. Losing my temper in a fantastic way and potentially beating someone with a blunt object, or beating something with a someone.

21. Climbing a skyscraper or skinny dipping.

22. Something really unhinged. The running joke is that my life is exactly like a sitcom so it would absolutely be something that sounds unreal.

    Goes for a hike, finds buried treasure – oh but surprise. The buried treasure is already claimed by an underground cult. Chaos ensues. 😅