What’s the male equivalent of a woman stealing a guys hoodie?

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1. Panties as a trophy

2. a man stealing his hoodie back

3. Trophie panties.

4. Lip balm and face wash

5. I keep hair bands, wear them while we date and keep them stored after it.

6. Hairband as a bracelet

7. Stealing panties….wtf

8. My bf is in love with my skincare routine.
   So he just uses my stuff 😂

9. Fucking her sister.

10. Keeping her panties.

    Her: Hey, did you happen to see my panties at your place? I couldn’t find them this morning and I was late for work so I left without them.

    Him: Nope. *sniiiiiiiifffff*

11. Unexpected anal. Don’t steal from me.

12. Stealing her expensive shampoo n hair conditioner stuff

13. I have a pair of my wife’s sweat pants. If that counts

14. Wiping your ass on her decorative towels

15. Using her moisturizer and stuff if we’re dating

16. idk ask Stacy’s mom 🤷🏾‍♂️ she’s got it going on

17. Hoodies are gender-neutral, a dude can steal a woman’s hoodie all the same

18. Eating her choco stash

19. Using her super expensive bodycare shit to clean my balls

20. Using her girly razor on my face.

21. Stealing their best years

22. Putting my stuff in her bag

23. Being better friends with her brother than she is, and maintaining that after dumping her.

24. Steal her crop top! Assert dominance

25. Using her shampoo and sexy smelling body lotion

26. My boyfriend stole my hoodie. 😑

27. Wearing her lingerie… Just don’t get caught 😂

28. I always kept panties or brahs.

29. Stealing her dad

30. smelling her used tampons that she leaves in the little garbage can with a lid in my bathroom that everyone on reddit told me i needed.

    thanks guys.

31. Letting her steal it

    It’s about the bonding, not the material item

32. As a woman, I feel the equivalent is … when a man allows me to come shopping with him, and help pick him out clothes.

33. It’s usually a pheromones thing, so I’m not sure why people aren’t saying panties

34. Eating her leftovers from the restaurant

    Dick move, I know.

35. My last partner had a collection of a very soft, very warm blankets.

    I still have two of them.

    He does not know. My current partner, thinks this is hilarious, and she is constantly trying to steal them from me.

36. My mistress gives me her dirty panties, does that count?

37. “whoops wrong hole?”…good luck getting that back.
    Happy Holidays!

38. Rocking her leggings

39. I think people are missing that is a turf claiming thing. Real snswer? Boots under the foot of her bed.

40. men stealing the chapstick

41. I wear her hoodies

42. Men, don’t ever tell a woman which is your favorite hoodie.

43. Wearing her underwear

44. Taking her panties as a souvenir everytime you guys have sex?