If you could send 1 tweet from any company’s twitter account, which would it be, and what would you say to cause the most damage?

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1. This must be what the guy who posted that “women belong in the kitchen” tweet was doing.

2. id find the most woke company and post the most racist thing ever said on twitter just to watch people lose their shit and it would be funny

3. White house official- we sold the country to china

4. Disney: we’re sorry, all that woke shit was just to con you out of you’re money. Walt was actually a Jew hating Nazi

5. Church of latter day saints.

   “We made it all up”

6. Black rock.

   Id sell all their assets to small business owners.

7. White House: “The people of America will own nothing and like it.”

8. Amtrak: We have nationalized the railroad tracks owned by Union Pacific, BNSF, CSX, Norfolk Southern and Canadian National effective immediately. All Amtraks will now run at top speed with few delays.

   The transit people would love it and then cry when they found out it wasn’t true. It would be so mean but it needs to actually happen.

9. Coca-Cola : Fact, Coke and Pepsi are actually the exact same thing

10. Any major companies, like Amazon, Tesla, Meta, Alphabet, Exxon, Nestlé, etc… (take your pick): “Sorry folks, we just went bankrupt.” Then just watch the stocks to fall.

11. @pontifex: guys I can’t keep up the facade anymore. God isn’t real and we proved it centuries ago

12. I would be Putin’s twitter tweeting that he will end the war and bring troops back to Russia.

13. Apple, and send the meme “Fuck you, give us money”

    Just because

14. Hillary Clinton’s account “boy I’m sure glad everyone thinks Epstien killed himself and Gilsland kept her mouth shut”