What is the male equivalent of “crazy cat lady”?

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1. I once had a friend (deceased) who referred to himself as “Old Cat Daddy”

2. Crazy snake guy

3. Weird lizard guy…or birds….

4. The dude who washes his car more than his own ass

5. A redditor

6. Furry power bottom.

7. Grumpy Gun Guy. (The old grumpy guy with 10,000 guns)

8. A man with train sets

9. Angry old man.

10. Crypto bro.

11. Biker dude with loud bike, stubble beard, hat on backwards, chewing tobacco in bottom lip

12. Hardcore gamers.

13. That gamer dude from the South Park WoW episode

14. Guy with too many non-running cars

15. Talk Radio aficionado.

16. Impossible to please Star Wars purest

17. Gamer

18. 45 year old “crazy cat man” here, women in my life were all temporary and left, but cats are forever…

19. Funko pop collector

20. Satanist Soul Patch Guy

21. Warhammer 40k

22. Gun collector that doesn’t hunt or shoot for sport

23. The guy with all the naked anime girl art in his room. Don’t get me wrong, I love my Rin (from FSN) poster and all, but I have some buddies who’s room looks like a shrine to waifus.

24. Hermit on the mountain

25. A obsessive tool collector with 2 or 3 compressors, a bandsaw, a table saw (or2), a lathe, nail guns, chainsaws, skill saws, jig saws, hole saws, a Jack hammer, a tire changer, an engine lifter, a full size rolling mechanics tool chest, a generator, extension cords, pipe wrenches, routers, a drill press, drill bits, levels, tape measures, yard sticks, tool belts, an arc welder, a tig welder, oxygen tanks, air hoses, nozzles, plumbing pipes, metal pipes, screws, nails, hammers, hex wrenches, weed whackers, a lawn mower, an atv, a couple salvaged cars with weeds growing through hood, an definitely an extra refrigerator used only for beer

26. Doomsday prepper

27. Crazy Fisherman/Huntsman.

    Fish or animals/antlers mounted on every wall and above every possible mantle. Guns galore and a fishing tackle box filled with things like 50 different color swatches of bobbers. Every picture there is of him online he’s either posing with a fish (maybe still alive) or a dead animal.

28. As a veterinarian, I view this a little differently.

    Crazy cat ladies, to me, are not single 45yo with three or four well-cared for cats.

    Crazy cat ladies are crazier, and lose track of how many cats they have in their house. The cats aren’t fixed, spray everywhere, have parasites, and are not properly looked after.

    It’s a much uglier and sadder situation for all involved.

    So it’s not just “gamers” or “alpha males” or whatever demographic you don’t like and has the potential for toxicity. It’s the worst of them, the ones who are hurting themselves because their whole identity is wrapped up in an out of control situation.