What do you do when no one is looking at you ?

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1. That thing I said I could do while they were looking.

2. Take that time to fix my underwear 😅

3. Big brother is always watching you

4. Nothing 💁🏻‍♀️

5. Cry

6. This is most of the time … I just live my life

7. How do I know no one is looking? Can I see everyone? Is there cover somewhere? What about cameras? Are cars passing?

   Someone is always watching.

8. Pick my nose

9. I blow my nose, adjust my pants or underwear and nothing.

10. I blow my nose, adjust my pants or underwear and nothing.

11. Zoom out. If I do that while someone’s watching, I look like Andrew Martin (Robin Williams’ character in “Bicentennial Man”).
    My mind and body are never ever in the same place for more than 5 minutes. It’s a full time job keeping these 2 together :))

12. I’ll never tell…

13. Adjust my bra.

14. Slouch and stop sucking in my stomach…

15. try the reverse

16. Usually gaze off into thought.

17. if I’m walking from point a to point b (especially at a camp or in a large building), I’ll jog if no one’s around. Because 1) exercise and 2) to save time

18. I start to get inside my own world, probably doing some singing in my nice voice, then sing a stupid song because my brain went there and i just want to remove that from my mind.

19. scratching my ass / ass crack 😂 sorry but sometimes a woman’s ass itches even more when the underwear is hanging in the ass crack and then you just have to scratch it 😅

20. I zone out and don’t do much of anything

21. Massage my feet

22. Scratch under my boobs and pick my nose…… EXPOSED.

23. Dance lol like an idiot 😭

24. Dance. I especially love dancing while I’m cleaning.

25. Scratch that one side of my nose that’s been so itchy that i don’t want to scratch yet because I know I’ll make that funny ratatouille face if i scratch it.🐭

26. I give myself peep talks! Like, if I’m switching laundry over, I’ll say to myself “look at you! You’re gonna have underwear to wear tomorrow! Go you.” or if I’m cooking, I’ll mumble “ooooo this smells good, you cheffy bitch!” I do it ALOT to. My husband has caught me a few times.

27. Pick a wedgie, or scratch under my armpits or under my boobs.

28. Fix underwear/bra.

29. Someone’s always watching

30. Adjust my boobs.

31. Relax