What’s one thing you own that you wish you didn’t?

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1. One of my dogs. I never wanted a second, and i love him, but my partner did it without my consent and honestly it’s changed the whole dynamic of our lives. I wish we didn’t have him.

2. My rental property Lmao

3. My Kia

4. An anal dildo. I was really high one Saturday night when my girlfriend was out of town and I drove down to the local sex shop. I had always been curious about what it would feel like to have my ass stimulated. I bought this dildo that the clerk recommended which would be really good for hitting all the right spots (ie the prostate). I smoked a joint on the way back from the sex shop and when I got home I did a quick little prep and started easing the toy in. It took longer than I expected to get it all the way in….but wow I have never felt such an intense pleasure as I had my first prostate orgasm. I love my girlfriend and our sex life, but now I’ve discovered that I love having things in my ass and want to try a penis. In the past we were talking about someone she knew who had a open relationship and said she would never be ok with being in one. Knowing this, I wish I had never bought that dildo because now I’m faced with a tough dilemma: stay with the love of my life in a monogamous relationship and never experience a stiff penis pulsating in my ass, or break up with the love of my life to experience the joy of stiff pulsating penis in my rear.

5. Perpetual mental anguish.

6. Debt.

7. An urn

8. Depression.

9. A vintage vehicle that my grandfather bought new that I inherited and it takes up A LOT of space and I have to maintain it but I can’t get rid of it because it has so much sentimental value for so many.

10. Red hair, it’s nice to be unique, but life would have been so much easier as a mundy. I’m super jealous of brunettes and blondes, but that jet black hair some people have is just gorgeous

11. Xbox

12. My house. It’s a money pit. (But the SO loves it…..)

13. EnChroma glasses. “The Cure for Color Blindness”…theyre sunglasses you put em on a see colors “normal” only if its outside and the suns out and dont wear them too long or youll get a headache. And theyre expensive as hell. All those vids about a kid crying seeing colors for the first time are probably made by the company.

14. Marriage certificate. 🙄

15. A pool

16. A crippling sense of loneliness that won’t fuck off.

17. Emotional Trauma

18. Anxiety

19. Herpes

20. I have a Harbor Freight cement mixer. Total piece of shit. Too big to put in the trash.

21. 8 vehicles

22. A boat. I bought an overpriced piece of crap during Covid and basically refurbished it. I have used it 3 times in 2+ years…

23. asshair

24. Cold sores

25. Anything I owe I either need or want.

26. Arthritis