I am taking this woman out on a date to a restaurant. I just came up with a joke I want to use but not sure if it’s too cheesy.”So I see they got octopus as an appetizer, what’s your opinion on octopi ,do you eat them or is 8 pies simply too many ?”

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  1. I just face palmed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ love the joke though, could deffo be a good idea, if she laughs at it then she’s deffo into you, if she outright says that’s a terrible joke then that’s also a good reaction (honesty blah blah blah). If she just forces a smile and says nothing, then it’s come off badly, and tbh if that’s your sense of humour, then you straight up know she ain’t the lass for you šŸ˜‰

  2. If you brought that joke with me i would give you a forced smile to be polite because it really isn’t that funny

  3. No if you arenā€™t funny in general, donā€™t try to beā€¦ this is one of those where you force a smile. If you are normally a silly person, just mix it in with your conversation. Woman love a partner who can make them laugh, but not at the expense of where they are preparing things to say to them.

  4. Joke is a bit too long to be a funny one liner. It wouldnā€™t turn me off but Iā€™d probably just give you a ā€œhuhā€ since itā€™s so long. Unless she specifically said she likes dumb jokes, I wouldnā€™t try it.

  5. listen i love a great dad joke, i think itā€™s quirky but itā€™s up to their sense of humor. donā€™t over think it tho if you think itā€™s funny then go for it

  6. Words of advice: if you need to ask Reddit about what to say and not say on a date, then itā€™s probably not gonna end the way you want it to

    After seeing this subreddit for a few years now, Iā€™m thoroughly convinced most guys canā€™t get a date or make it past the first date simply bc their social skills are lacking

  7. No, it’s terrible. Like other people are saying, if you’re not funny don’t try to be! Play to your strengths.

  8. Pro tip: planning jokes ahead of time aint it. Be genuine, let shit flow. Be yourself.

  9. This made me giggleā€¦ but then I love goofy jokes and men with a silly sense of humour šŸ˜…

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