How do I start being a cocktail asshole?

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1. Point out that there is no such thing as a vodka martini. The correct name for that cocktail is a kangaroo. This isn’t being douchy btw, this is being technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

2. Please do not try to imitate characters you see in shows and movies. Everyone can see through it, you’ll just end up looking like a twat

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4. Who even wants to hang out with a cocky asshole. Why would you want to be someone no one really likes??

5. Practice not giving a fuck