If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

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1. Photographic memory.

2. Peace of mind.

   This constant stress will put me in an early grave.

3. I would like the quality of having 5 million dollars.

4. Space-Time Manipulation

5. Happiness

6. Time travel.

7. Guitar?

8. Better focus

9. Reshaping lifeforms at will, even in ways that wouldn’t be logically possible or they would kill the creature. I can’t kill creatures with this ability

10. Dissociative focusing

11. Immortality.

12. Amazing intelligence

13. Nobody saying a bigger dick?

14. To find a fucking job.

15. Immortality

16. Invisibility….to everyone, not just attractive women.

17. The ability to not get tired midday. I’m active, I eat well, I only drink 1 coffee a day and a green tea if I need a boost, but man by 4pm I’m ready for a nap. How are people functioning 7am to 11pm every day? I’m 43 and I can’t stay awake and get shit done like I used to.

18. Time travel. I’d just need to be really careful.

19. Mind control. I could get a raise. I could make people be instantly nice.

20. bluetooth pee. ability to teleport your pee to a toilet you have used before without ever having to move.

21. Immortality

22. Being a guitar Master

23. Fucking time management

24. Remove world hunger

25. The right answer to everything.

26. Sending my memories back to my past self. Crypto-billionnaire, here I come!

27. Being able to easily talk to people. It gives me so much anxiety if I’m not already comfortable with someone