Married guys – what bad habits do you have that your wife hasn’t found out (and you don’t want her to?)

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1. After I pee, I rinse myself off in the basin. Then I dry myself on the nice hand towel.

2. In the summer I put fireflies up my butthole

3. I masturbate every chance I get. Usually that’s once a day in the shower, but every once in a while I’ll get 20 minutes alone… And I’m gonna use it. She left me alone for a day without the kids, whole day to myself, I just smoked weed, played videogames, and jerked off 13 times. It was a good day, completely unproductive, but good.

4. Reddit

5. Nice try, wife.

6. I wipe my nose boogers on her towel

7. Every night I take the dog out in the yard to go potty. I too go potty in the rocks on the side yard.

   This is my freedom in my own yard moment I take advantage of every night before bed

   Edit: I only relieve myself of the fluids, never the solids

8. The problem is I don’t know I have a “bad” habit until she points it out.