What is the most useless household item that you have?

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1. That dudes wife

2. I have a fondue pot that was a gift back in 2006 approximately. It has been used 0 times. I do not know why it is still in my kitchen…

3. The broken TV that sits next to my working TV.

4. Light switches. Lights go on and never turned off unless I turn them off

5. I bought a juicer once and fresh juice is awesome but you need a metric ton of fresh fruit to get a good amount and and it was harder than balls to clean.

   I used it one time.

6. I have flash cubes still. You know for your camera that doesn’t have a flash in it? That camera that takes film?

7. Inflatable tube guy

8. It’s like a toaster but the holes are cylindrical and it’s to cook hot dogs and sausage

9. My self I am useless as a hosholder and should have adopted someone who can keep me and the house in order

10. Fkn coasters. No one uses them

11. Child proof latches.

12. Pool

13. My wife has coasters on a veneer coffee table? And she insists on using them…wtf???

14. Regular oven. I eat things from the hairdryer mostly.

15. A big box of Styrofoam. I don’t know why someone in my family buy a 2washing machine sized of Styrofoam. Its a goddamn 1 big ass Styrofoam in our living room corner. Now that I mention it, I think I should throw it away.

16. Cat.

17. My girlfriend.

18. Answer should be airfryer, if you have one.

19. It seems like someone always gets some kitchen gadget that never gets used as a gift. I’ve got a cabinet of that crap.

20. Kids

21. Useless: Panini maker, and air fryer. They sit in my kitchen and get used once every few years

    Useful: Toaster Oven. Use it everyday, and it seems to me like the usefulness overlaps with the above two items.

22. The Amazon Echo Dot I have in my room. I guess my home wifi is screwed up or something because the past couple months I haven’t been able to set an alarm on it or anything. Not to mention I gotta get an Amazon membership or something just for it to play music!

23. All the Tupperware lids that don’t fit on any of the Tupperware I have

24. My tomato slicer.

25. A large rock. It’s somewhere between 5-10 lbs. I did take it to get checked out once and it is a pretty standard quartz agate from what the geologist told me. There is absolutely nothing special about this rock. I first met the rock when a roommate went out drinking with some friends and came back with it. When he moved out he left so now it’s mine I guess. I have asked the former roommate where he got it, he said and I quote
    “It was like we in another dimension that was just like Earth, then a meteor crashed down in the river. So we went and pulled this rock out. Then an alien came down and told us not to open it.”
    I am going to just go with the geologist on this one.