What would you have written on your headstone?

21 comments

1. Goodbye. *windows shutdown noise*.

2. Owned a lot of 💿 and 📀😂

3. Weighed the same as a duck

4. I always come back

5. I never liked you fuckers

6. Hey. Yo. I didn’t hear no bell.

7. Here lies

8. “Lived a good life.”

9. I don’t want a headstone. I want to be cremated and scattered.

10. She lived a kick ass life and took no shit!

11. Finally at peace away from all of you.

12. “She wanted this”

13. Sayonara, mofos

14. “If you only knew”

15. ‘Blest they who wear the vital spirit out ‘

    its from one of my favourite poems, and I live by that premise.

16. I’m not here.

17. Still dead. Thanks for checking.

18. Take a break here

19. “It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.”

20. GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK, ABIGAIL

21. I’m not having a headstone or a gravesite but it could be fun to have a headstone with nothing on it but one big question mark. Would probably make the town talk for decades about who’s actually buried there.