What’s the most embarrassing thing that you’ve ever (accidentally) said on a date?

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1. “Is your mom hot?”

   It’s from a movie.. she didn’t see the movie..

2. I was on a first date with a really nice, really good looking guy, and SOMEHOW the subject of Stephen King’s Pet Cemetery came up, and the character Zelda who had severe scoliosis was especially traumatic for me when I first saw it as a kid.

   So I go ON AND ON about how creepy and horrible and awful she was, and this guy is just listening to me and I finally stop and he’s like “so yeah, I’ve had pretty bad scoliosis since I was a kid and I’ve been through a lot of really tough physical therapy/treatments to correct it…”

   Like what are the fucking odds…

3. I called her someone else’s name. It was her friend who I was also messing around with.