What’s the most awkward thing you can say to someone when shaking their hand?

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1. Sorry if my hands are wet, I just went to the restroom and the sink wasn’t working.

2. closing your eyes with a soft “oh yeahhhh”

3. Mmmm, I like them firm

4. He’s shaking the same hand I beat off with

5. Do you masturbate with this hand too?

6. “mmmm, your skin is so soft I could wear it”.

7. Mmmmmm daddy yaaas

8. “I love you.”

9. I’m so glad my leprosy has started to clear up.

10. “Did you ever have one of those mornings when the left hand just isn’t doing it for you so you have to switch to the right for some variety?”

11. You’re much more attractive awake.

12. Wow, who’d have thought I’d I’d be shaking your hand an hour after it was in your daughter’s pussy!