What will you do when you learn your partner calls you ugly behind your back?

15 comments

1. Probably cry, idk

2. She married me, so jokes on her.

3. …easy, you fuck her sister

4. I already know I am

5. If I thought she was serious I’d be back on the dating apps. Based on past experience there are lots of women out there who are into my type and I know it.

   Why would I stay with anyone who thought I was ugly? What would even be the point?

6. Break up.

7. Nothing because Im bigger, meaner and uglier and I make more money so if my looks are a deal breaker enjoy trying to buy the house on your own income without mine

8. I would confront my partner about what I had heard. I would want to know why they felt that way and if there was anything I could do to change their perception. If my partner was unwilling to work on the relationship, then I would consider ending things.

9. Would make me glad, she’s just being honest.

10. I like the way this question is worded. It’s not “what would you do if…” like a hypothetical. It’s “what will you do when…” like it’s just a guaranteed fact that everybody’s partner calls them ugly behind their back, some of us just are oblivious to it.

11. Become a magician and make her disappear out of my life.

12. I dare say that’d be a good reason to end things.

13. Dutch oven

14. I’d poot on her face while she was asleep.

15. She clearly provoking me for some rough sex.