What makes a man rich but desperate?

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1. Tiny dick.

2. A wealthy man who has become stranded on a desert island without food.

3. Selling your left lung to a black market in new Jersey

4. Finding three duffel bags full of cocaine.

5. The prospect of death

6. Don’t know, ask Musk.

7. Realization of one’s own mortality when health begins to fade.

8. Walking in on a gang deal gone wrong and picking up a suitcase full of cash.

9. Married to a dying wife

10. An uncontrollable urge to send a massive penis-shaped rocket into space and make sure it’s bigger than everyone else’s penis-rockets

11. That’s an interesting riddle… I am going to go with love.

12. Lot of money but lack of hope

13. When she climbs off half way through

14. money

15. They realize that their entire existence has been to make more and more money, yet it all ends the same. How many people did they have to step on to get this money? Could they could have helped more people?

    The mortal nature of us all. And at the end, they are just a rich person’s name written on headstone.

16. Working too much to have a romantic, love or sex life.