so i was with a guy i met for the first time, we smoked some weed, we started to fool around and started fucking, then we decided to do some poppers, everything was going well…
we were fucking doggy style (not anal) and i came and squirted twice, then he noticed a stain just above his dick and he immediately asked: “did you poop?” and i was like “no, i squirted” but he was kind of certain it was poop and i was confused, so we decided to take a shower together, we cleaned ourselves and then started to have anal sex in the shower…
when he pulled out his dick, some poop came out, i thought to myself “ok this has been the most embarrassing experience of my life”, i told him, we laughed nervously, shit went down the drain, we cleaned ourselves again…
then we started kissing and fucking again but not anal this time, and guess what happened when i came? yeah you guessed it, i soiled myself!! but didn’t feel it happening!!!!
he was grabbing my ass so the shit fell on his hand and then i totally wanted to disappear, i mean the stank and being completely naked, wet, vulnerable and absolutely mortified in a stranger’s shower… i told him so, he wasn’t rude about it just confused and grossed out, but also he was high (weed, remember?)
he kept asking if this happened to me before and i told him NEVER!!
anyway the shit went down the drain and so went away a little of my embarrassment? like i said, he wasn’t a dick about it…we finished cleaning ourselves, and i even told him that if he never wanted to see me again, i wouldn’t hold it against him…
i was totally about to hurry and get dressed so i could escape, but somehow after a couple of jokes we were back in bed snuggling, kissing and having sex again (not anal) only this time no more shit came out, i was so relieved!!! he even called me pretty and i was like whaaaat?!
finally it was time for me to leave, and as we were saying goodbye, he said he hoped to see me again, can you believe???
note: the only time i did poppers was just fur the lulz with a friend, nothing sexual
note 2: i’ve been doing anal for the past couple of weeks and no shit came out
so i guess my question is: has anything similar regarding the combination of poppers, squirting, orgasms and poop ever happened to anyone?
i’m still processing everything, and i don’t think the guy will text me ever again even if he said i could visit him again, i’m sure as soon as he’s not high he’ll change his mind…but one thing’s for sure: i won’t do poppers ever again in my life!!
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These mishaps are quite common and nothing to be embarrassed about. You are human and handled the circumstances very well considering you had no place to hide. He was very respectful and reassured you not to let it ruin your relationship. Looking back you guys had a really nice time and if I were in his shoes I would definitely call you for more fun times. If he does not reach out in the next few days don’t feel like he did not because of what happened. If you want to spend time with him again you reach out. I wish you the best!!
Poppers help relax muscles… and your anal sphincter is a muscle..thus chocolate surprise! But seriously no one but an idiot is shocked by poop where poop is supposed to be. If you goto poops house…don’t be surprised if he’s home.
Girls shit too. Mature guys accept that.
I would have to guess it’s the poppers, I’ve never used them but I’ll ride 4″ wide dildos and butt plugs and I have never shit myself so. I also smoke a ton of weed so I know it’s not that either.