What’s the best nickname you or your friends have had and why?

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1. all-knowing, all-seeing Trash Heap

2. Used to be called Little Diesel because I was a pretty light weight dude in my early 20’s, and while I couldn’t move quite as fast as other dudes I could pull and carry heavier loads than normal. Now I’m called Peaches because I chipped a tooth on a peach seed and it got a bad cavity and I had to get it filled. Almost had a root canal.

3. “Johnny Giant Hands”

4. I get called ‘Cunt’ often, but we’re Australian & that’s just what we call our mates, haha.

5. There was a girl, she wore thong underwear, made obvious by her tendency to wear supertight pants and have a great bum. We started calling her thong girl, then thongs, then thong, thong, thong, thong, then finally Cisco. We stopped at Cisco. It said what needed to be said but was not obvious to outside people or HR.

6. Giant, ugly white friend was called Honkey Kong.

7. I am often referred to as LCD (lowest common denominator) as I reduce everything down to its simplist form. Typically, these end up being very inappropriate

8. Rump Roast and T-Bone Steak.

   We were in third grade and we wanted to have cool nicknames . But we were never into edgy names like “dark scythe” or “bill” .

   So we just decided that we loved meat so much that we would become the “Meat protectors!” Defenders of all meat types! ( We were in third grade shut up..)

   After 29 years of knowing that goofy fuck we are still best friends and T-Bone Steak is still his name in my phone.

   Also , I told my lady friend this story and she was like ” why rump roast”? And my stupid response was “cause I can eat that ass like Sunday supper”.

   Got married and had two kids.