What made your ex crawl back to you with them realizing that the grass isn’t always greener ?

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2. Her new guy gave her crabs, blamed her, and dumped her like last night’s chimichanga.

3. He cut her legs off

4. Next guy was a druggie that hit her and had no life prospects… but hey, she had ‘fun’… or at least that what she was going for when she left me v because i ‘was too stable and put together.’

5. Probably money

6. Why would you allow somebody to crawl back to you after telling you they didn’t want to be with you.

7. Why on earth would you want your ex back? Billions of potential relationships out there and you want to reanimate the corpse of a failed one?

8. I don’t even know what she was thinking… She was a serial cheater. Cheated on me with some dude, cheated on him with some other dude, came back around asking me out to dinner (*probably* while still with dude #3, but I’d stopped keeping track) and I just had to laugh. Like, what the fuck? Why would I possibly want that??

   A year later I hear she’s married, couple years later divorced… she got to check if the grass was greener, if the sands were warmer, what the tropics are like this time of year, she’s the goddam David Attenborough of this metaphor.