Today I remembered a Spanish rhyme about a recent historical event, the murder of admiral Luis Carrero Blanco (1973), one of Francisco Franco’s last prime ministers, and wondered about American rhymes.

The rhyme about Carrero Blanco goes “Nació en la tierra / vivió en el mar / subió al cielo / en un Dodge Dart”. An adaptation would correct the misconception about the car he was riding when the bomb launched him into the stratosphere: “Born on land / lived at sea / went to heaven / in a Dodge GT”.

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  1. Lizzie Borden had an axe,

    She gave her mother forty wacks;

    When she saw what she had done,

    She gave her father forty-one.

  2. In fourteen hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

    There’s more, but I can’t remember it.

  3. The Schoolhouse Rock version of the Constitution’s preamble isn’t a rhyme exactly, but it is pretty iconic.

  4. In 1814, we took a little trip, along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.

    We took a little bacon and we took a little beans, and we fought the bloody British at the town of New Orleans.

    (don’t remember the rest, and might have some of the words wrong).

  5. “On December 7, 1941, Japan attacked with the early sun.” I think there are other Pearl Harbor ones too.

  6. I can’t stand it, I know you planned it…

    I’m gonna set it straight, this Watergate.

    -Beastie Boys

  7. The most famous one is *Paul Revere’s Ride*, a poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow that catapulted a historically obscure person into fame because of [bad history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere's_Ride) and the fact that his name made for a good rhyme. It put Revere at the center of a heroic (but wrong) story about warning the continental militia about the British army. That story much more well-known than the poem itself. Most people only know the first two lines: “Listen, my children, and you shall hear/ Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,”

  8. Yankee doodle dandy was written by a British surgeon during the revolutionary war, it was making fun of American soldiers. I think we have thoroughly co-opted it now, it’s the official song of my state lol.

  9. He captured Harper’s Ferry with his nineteen men so true

    He frightened old Virginia till she trembled through and through

    They hung him for a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew

    But his soul goes marching on

  10. There’s something happening here

    What it is ain’t exactly clear

    There’s a man with a gun over there

    Telling me I got to beware

  11. Not a rhyme, but there’s a song about a deadly ship wreck on Lake Superior in November 1975, “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.” First verse:

    The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

    Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee

    The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead

    When the skies of November turn gloomy

    With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons

    more

    Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty

    That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed

    When the gales of November came early

  12. Where where will we stand when all the lights go out across these city streets where were you when all of the embers fell I still remember them covered in ash covered in glass covered in all my friends I still think of the bombs they fell

  13. We’re the Battling Bastards of Bataan,
    No Mama, No Papa, No Uncle Sam,
    No aunts, no uncles, no cousins, no nieces,
    No pills, no planes, no artillery pieces,
    And nobody gives a damn!

  14. When Johnny comes marching home again
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    We’ll give him a hearty welcome then
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    The men will cheer and the boys will shout,
    The ladies they will all turn out
    When Johnny comes marching home.
    (Civil War song in the North)

  15. All Schoolhouse Rock songs

    I’m Just a Bill, up on capital hill

    or We the people in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquiliteeee, eeeee ,eeee

    or Interplanet Janet… but that’s not history

  16. John Henry was about three days old,
    Sittin’ on his papa’s knee.
    He picked up a hammer and a little piece of steel;
    Said, “Hammer’s gonna be the death of me, Lord, Lord.
    Hammer’s gonna be the death of me.”
    The captain said to John Henry
    “Gonna bring that steam drill ’round.
    Gonna bring that steam drill out on the job.
    Gonna whop that steel on down. Down,
    Down.
    Whop that steel on down.”
    John Henry told his captain,
    “A man ain’t nothin’ but a man,
    But before I let your steam drill beat me
    Down,
    I’d die with a hammer in my hand. Lord,
    Lord.
    I’d dies with a hammer in my hand.”
    John Henry said to his shaker,
    “Shaker, why don’t you sing?
    I’m throwin’ thirty pounds from my hips on
    Down.
    Just listen to that cold steel ring. Lord, Lord.
    Listen to that cold steel ring.”
    The man that invented the stream drill
    Thought he was mighty fine,
    But John Henry made fifteen feet;
    The steam drill only made nine. Lord, Lord.
    The steam drill only made nine.
    John Henry hammered in the mountain
    His hammer was striking fire.
    But he worked so hard, he broke his poor
    Heart.
    He laid down his hammer and he died. Lord,
    Lord.
    He laid down his hammer and he died.
    John Henry had a little woman.
    Her name was Polly Ann.
    John Henry took sick and went to his bed.
    Polly Ann drove steel like a man. Lord,
    Lord.
    Polly Ann drove steel like a man.
    John Henry had a little baby.
    You could hold him in the palm of your
    Hand.
    The last words I heard that poor boy say,
    “My daddy was steel-driving man. Lord,
    Lord.
    My daddy was a steel-driving.”
    Well, every Monday morning
    When the bluebirds begin to sing.
    You can hear John Henry a mile or more.
    You can hear John Henry’s hammer ring.
    Lord, Lord.
    You can hear John Henry’s hammer ring.

  17. Late one night, when we were all in bed,
    Old Mother Leary left a lantern in the shed,
    And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said,
    “There’ll be a HOT time on the old town tonight.”
    FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!

    About the great Chicago fire in 1871

  18. There was one we used to sing about the Titanic:

    “Oh it was sad! (So sad!)

    It was sad! (Too bad!)

    It was sad when the great ship went down! (To the bottom of the sea!)

    Husbands and wives! Little children lost their lives!

    It was sad when the great ship went down!”

    (I added the exclamation points so you would understand how enthusiastically and happily we would sing it.)

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