Men that litter their condoms in parking lots, why?

27 comments

1. Otherwise it’d be in my floorboard and that’s yucky.

2. It’s not littering, it’s planting seeds.

3. Im sorry, but how else are you supposed to grow a baby?

4. Cause I don’t want to ride home with it in my car. Or be out looking for a trash can all over the damn city. I have other stuff to do

5. Future water balloon fights

6. It’s more impolite to throw the lady out of the car.

7. So my wife doesn’t find it

8. If someone’s fucking in a parking lot, you’re not talking about someone who generally cares about anything.

9. Paying it forward, leaving it there for the next guy to use.

10. A company I worked for had their portapotties up on a trailer to bring up to a worksite the next day. We opened it up in the morning and found a cucumber with a condom over it. Got a good laugh but eesh it was grim.

11. I usually just tie it up and shove it up my ass til I find a trash can to dispose of it in.

12. When the rubber meets the road

13. You expect us to take them home where our wives can find them?

14. This is why I carry a little bottle of helium around.

15. What we don’t know is whether it was washed and reused.

16. Post nut clarity hits hard.

17. What parking lots at are you talking about!?

    I mean address please.

18. Ever seen a Ninja turtle get any dips?

19. I’m not gonna keep it in the car…

20. If someone is banging it out in a parking lot do you think they really care to find a waste bin or take that dirty nut net home?

21. I want my children to have a chance at life

22. To be fair, the condom belongs to both partners after sex

23. Because it qualifies as litter.

24. You expect me to leave the condom in my car after fucking in a Denny’s parking lot? I’m not an animal.

25. The door pocket I usually put them in was full, okay? Damn.

26. Bots that bot,why?

27. Who wears condoms?