What do you guys wear when your wife dresses up for sexy time?

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1. A smile.

2. Some sexy boxers that mark your bulge extra

3. A terry crews mask

4. Generally a smile

5. I don a hard on

6. I wear the hides of animals…

   That I killed…

   In glorious combat…

   With a knife…

   While at SeaWorld.

7. I try to match her .

8. Usually I like to wear very flexible boxers so she can see how big my bulge is before taking them off.

9. The usual

   But a partner wearing lingere is only for her, so me wearing the usual is fine

10. Wedding band and nothing else.

11. What the duck is “sexy time?”

12. My human feces suit

13. Men don’t need to dress up. Just take off your shirt, and show her your lean ripped physique 😆

14. My birthday suit

15. Birthday suit.

16. Im a gentlemen and i wear a suit but not just any suit… My birthday suit

17. Butt naked. I look like a Greek god naked

18. Socks

19. Business socks!

20. Tear away sweat pants

21. Phase 2 501st Clone armor, for the republic!

22. My dress socks

23. He wears me

24. She has mentioned she likes when I wear “trunk” style briefs. So I wear those occasionally.

25. Since I’m an electrician I put on my work clothes and my tools and go to the front door and pretend that she has no money to pay me for services.

26. If my wife is in the mood I’m not wearing a dang thing.

    You never get between a lionness and her prey

27. Ashoka tango cosplay of course

28. A boner

29. A Magnum!!

30. Um. If she’s dressing up for me, I am going to be naked. Cause she isn’t going to be dressed long.

31. Nothing but my tribal necklace and tattoos