What would you do if your girlfriend or wife turned into a zombie?

18 comments

1. Hit her in the head with an axe.

2. Blow her head off with a sawed-off shotgun

3. Wonder where the hell I got a girlfriend from

4. Gonna go axe her a question.

5. Upgrade

6. Quick and clean. Beat em or burn em, they go down east.

7. Shoot them in the face.. wouldn’t even think twice.. like no hesitation whatsoever.

8. Trap them in a room and lure travellers in on occasion to feed them.

9. Shoot her in the head because that is how you deal with zombies

10. Pound her from behind so she doesn’t bite me

11. We talking undead or rabies zombies? Is there a chance will smith will show up with a cure?

12. Become a necrophiliac. She’ll learn to love me again.

13. do what needs to be done. i would expect the same for me from anyone i knew girlfriend or not.

14. 12 gauge 00 buck to the head. Double tap to make sure.

    The wife I loved was gone as soon as she turned.

15. Sorry, zombie gotta die.

16. See if zombie sex is as good as it’s cracked up to be.

17. My hand can’t become a zombie before I become a zombie.

18. Get a new girlfriend or wife.