What’s the female version of when a guy has a big lifted truck?

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1. “I’m not like the other girls”

2. A female that has a big lifted truck

3. Jeeps. Mustangs

4. Lots of make up andddd the nails. The kind that can kill

5. Collagen lips.

6. Huge boob implants or ass implants.

7. when a girl has a big lifted truck. but its PINK.

8. Mercedes

9. Girls that post non-stop to their social media.

10. Red fiat with eye lashes. Im telling you this cuz my boss has a black pick up with stadium lights on his front and his wife has a red fiat with eye lashes. His stickers are canadian flags upside down with fuck trudeau and her fiat has bad bitch on the back like a tramp stamp.

11. r/bimbofication

12. Jeeps

13. Those gross diaper-looking ass implants.

14. Stark white jeep, bonus for a quirky bumper sticker

15. Girls in a convertible or jeep w no roof

16. All the things are bedazzled.

17. Long pointy nails, fake eye lashes, and fake lips

18. The Caddy SUV, pearly white, honking at your sorry ass to get moving…

19. clear heels

20. Wears high heels and stomps around in them or laughs really loud to gain attention.

21. Karen.

22. Loud heels, you can hear every step within a 15m radius or more

23. Girls with Backward hats and all guy friends
    Who “ aren’t like the rest of the girls”

24. 6 unplanned pregnancies? Auren was planned though. We love Auren.

25. I don’t know for sure but my daughter has a hunger for a rock crawling Jeep Wrangler .

26. Lifted truck or jeep with “Silly boys (make/model) are for girls”.

27. Excessive social media presence. Screams the same type of “look at me, I promise I’m impressive”

28. It’s a girl who only dates guys with lifted pickups

29. Female with a customized/lowered car and attends car meets.

30. The luxury SUV with the personalized “BBYGURL” license plate and sparkly pink LP holder and “Live Laugh Love” or flowy script initials inside a heart sticker in the back window.
    You usually see them outside tanning salons or in the drive through at Starbucks.

31. She has a newer white jeep wrangler that’s never seen mud, and her spare tire carrier says “silly boys jeeps are for girls” or some shit like that.

32. About tree fiddy

33. 60,000 layers of makeup

34. Spray tans. There isn’t a single automotive model that is as widespread and has such an obvious connotation as a clean, lifted truck, the corollary for women is a spray tan.

35. Bitches with the silicone injections

    Crystal meth and yeast infections

    Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections

36. A Karen.

    Think about it: what is a guy trying to prove when he has a big lifted truck? He’s trying to project dominance. That’s the whole point of those exaggerated and wildly impractical vehicles. It’s all about projecting dominance, which is why lifted trucks radiate such small-dick energy.

    Women don’t typically try as hard as men to project dominance, but there’s one particular category of women that’s famous for it: Karens. When they’re abusing a flight attendant for mask rules or screaming at a waiter because the food was 30 seconds late or loudly demanding a refund for something that they obviously used already, they are attempting to project dominance.

37. Sunglasses that are bigger than their head

38. Attention whores on the internet.

39. Those long ass acrylic nails. They’re quickly becoming the generic white girl thing to do. Just like with the lift kits on the trucks , they all see something they want and then after awhile they all look exactly the same.

40. Massive fake tits/ass/lips /all of the above.

    The insecurities are just as blinding