What is something you wish you could magically pull out of your pocket?

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1. Gold.

2. A self replenishing wad of cash would be nice

3. My PP. But sadly it barely reach out of the zipper.

4. A key/door code for whatever door I’m standing closest to

   I would use it to steal money

5. A beautifully crafted orb that can cure diseases and sadness but only works for me

6. World peace. Then I would sell it for $25.2 trillion dollars.

7. A big wad of 100$ bills

8. Spoons. I’ll always have them whenever I need one.

9. Cure for cancer, or at minimum the cure for herpes

10. Same as one of my “Genie” wishes. Everytime I went to pay for something, I would just reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount needed, forever.

    Edit: didn’t see the money thing, sorry.

11. Winning euro millions lottery ticket (the jackpot, not £10…)

12. a button that teleport me everywhere

13. A 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Emily Ratajkowski and Alexandra Daddario and that stuff about world peace

14. Cooked bacon

15. A Dragon named Sam.

16. Right now? The cure for Covid cuz I’m sick with it.

17. The Philosopher’s Stone

18. A magical rock that turns me into a literal god.

19. Pocket sand.

20. The Super Soldier Serum

21. Besides money? The deed to a good-sized house with a yard, in my city. If I didn’t have to pay rent, I’d be middle class. I’d be able to start a family, plant a garden, and install solar panels.

22. A million dollar bill.

23. Bitcoin wallet passwords

24. A chipmunk.

25. Like a magical property pocket? So for instance I could bill unlimited bottles of booze out of my pockets? Cause I would choose liquor and each pocket had its own type. Then I would just walk around selling booze with 0 production cost. I would be invited to every wedding and mitzvah and charity function and just gladly enjoy being the “seasonal spirits”

26. Felix Felicis you Potterhead

27. A will to live

28. Will to live.

29. a cure for PASC

30. A girlfriend

31. the sports arniace for the next 20 years

32. Chocolate Pudding

33. My laptop, it would look like a cartoon, pulling something huge out of a pocket.

34. A lighter.

    At work and someone asks for a light? Boom.
    Lost on an island with no heat source and need to make a fire? Boom.
    Lights cut out and it’s dark as hell? Boom.
    Someone looks at me funny and leaves their coat unattended at a party? Questionably unethic, but boom.

35. A sandwich

36. A time machine

37. Winning lottery numbers for the next big draw. Here in Canada the Lotto Max jackpot frequently gets as high as $70 million. I’d love to have the winning numbers to one of those draws.

38. Hot popcorn, so if I’m at work and I am hungry I can just magically pull out a few pieces of popcorn. Or for the movie theater, so I don’t have to buy it.

39. An updated phone with all of my information on it (like a phone I’ve been using for a while).

40. sword

41. Love

42. A comically large spoon.

43. The deed to the f***in’ moon. That’ll show ‘em.