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TLDR; >!I bought the blue chew toy of my dreams and ended up conquering it with my pooper.!< (sorry, I know I could write this in 5 sentences, but I’m practicing my narration skills, and Reddit is a good place for that. So please indulge me.)
Ok …
I always always wanted a dildo from >!Bad Dragon!<, ever since I found them online. AGES ago. But I was still living with my family, and especially my dad would NOT have approved. So, I never bought one (they are in the premium price range and would have been unaffordable considering my allowance), but I never forgot about them. They were just too interesting.
>!Bad Dragon!< toys are known for their exotic shapes, beautiful colors, and swirling textures, and I (loving everything canine/werewolf) desperately wanted a nice chewy prick with a thicck! knot for myself. Just something clean and safe and freaky to play around with. But I had to wait for a few years before I finally had the chance to get one.
I eventually graduated high school. Moved to Oregon and moved again shortly after. This time overseas. Now that I’m a literal OCEAN away from my dad, I finally overcame my hesitation and anxiety and bought one of those damn things. My very !first! rubber dildo. (my first sex toy was a pair of soft nipple clamps, but I never had something for insertion.)
Of course, I wanted to make sure that I got the one! true! prick right away. Just close my eyes and pick the perfect dildo right from the beginning. Keep in mind: they ARE premium, and I live on a budget here. So I thought … I should go with my gut feeling and …just… buy one that tingles the most in the back of my brain. I don’t want any logic spoiling my decision. I wanted to buy it with my heart. And I did.
A month went by, and I received a BIG black bag, and I noticed my mistake then and there. The size… The SIZE! I didn’t order a smol wittle beby beginner size bepis pickle. I ordered a THICC “medium” sized piece of FIRM RUBBER MEAT. Just a hanging, flapping, dangling body of blue gummi. With veins and all the pazazz. It was bulgy, and it had weight! Real weight! I swang it around for a while (as long as I had a little privacy before my flatmates came home), and I concluded that I was completely outmatched.
Already intimidated, I pulled down my pants and panties to my knees and just tried REALLY HARD … bumping or wedging it… inside the front, but I felt utterly and completely lost. My tingly parts said NOPE. Dread and despair right away from the get-go. That entrance has zero experience with any girth beyond a finger. Cold sweat. Rage. And a long shower.
I could have given up and throw it on German eBay. Which was definitely an option I was considering. But I wondered if I could possibly fit this thing in the back. Because I remember that I played with my butt a few years back and even managed to insert more than a finger. At least back then. I REALLY wanted to try it. It’s size … this angry piece of rubber meat. It challenged me. So I hauled in another bottle of lube. (I’m exaggerating. It was a nail polish flask-sized bottle of lube.)
I completely drenched that thing in gel and slippery slime. (I also cleaned my butt (because I tried to make this as clean and fun as possible.) I read two articles about straightening the S-curve and how porn actors relax before a shoot. And after 30 minutes of prodding and pressing, I finally!! managed to get it inside. A little bit. The tip! But it felt like I was mounted on a grinding bull’s horn. I had a lump in my throat and actual tears in my eyes. I stopped! right then and there. And I thought I would NEVER try this again. That I wasted a lot of money to destroy my ass. My butt hurt all night and two days afterward.
October went by. I tried five times. And it was pure agony. Every time I said to myself “you’re doing it wrong! never again”. November went by. It’s a week before Christmas 2022. (last Sunday) I awoke … drenched. I was just REALLY horny that morning (for no apparent reason. I don’t question it. Maybe it was fate?) My flatmates had gone to the German Weinachsmarkfest the evening before and would probably crash until the afternoon. So I had plenty of time to close the door and play my spotify study playlist. And lube my butt. And lube the dildo.
I didn’t care that this was impossible. I just wanted to try again. I pressed it against the wall and gently myself against it. Just a gentle continuous prod. Steady pressure. No violence. No force. Just small gentle circling movements. I don’t know how long I sat on that thing, but from one moment to the next, I felt it suddenly slide. The tip! And after careful nudging and more relaxing … that thick sloppy thing went inside of me. A nice full girthy feeling. This was like a Xmas miracle.
I was so motivated by this success that I repeated this in the evening all week.
Yesterday, I managed to take the whole thing! the entire lenght. up my butt. With the knot! I feel like this is the stupidest thing to boast about. But I do feel accomplished. Is this stupid? I know it’s stupid. But I kinda feel good about myself. I feel proud? (Please people, don’t laugh.)
Now all that is left is reaching climax while I have that thing up my butt. I plan this for tomorrow. Aaaand… that’s what happened. uhhhh I’m still taking advice on butt play! If anyone does have tips and tricks, I’m thankful for anything that comes my way. Really! Anyway. Thanks for reading. I wish you a wonderful Thursday.
Yeah it was stupid.
My (F30) drive has absolutely skyrocketed suddenly. Like, it’s all I can think about most of the day. This is not my norm so I didn’t really know how to express or show this without being super embarrassed. I just didn’t feel comfortable with it for some reason. Got some encouragement on here yesterday to just go for it- and I did! Spent the whole night in bed with my Husband (M35) jelqing, giving head, used a sleeve on him, had my first nipple-only O, and we just went back and forth doing fun things for each other for a couple hours- which never happens. He usually rushes to..well, the main event. I for the first time expressed that I had been daydreaming about the journey too much to jump straight to the end, and that I was gonna make it last. And we did. And lemme tell you- when we finally got down to it, it was literally the absolute BEST thing I’ve ever experienced, and he was so built up from me playing with him without bringing him to climax for so long, it knocked.his.socks.off.
What even made it better was we talked about our sex life for the first time forever. We talked about what we like, what we want to be doing, how each others drives have changed and how frequently we want it- and made a plan to do *something* sexy and pleasurable with eachother every day, even if it doesn’t end in sex.
Here’s our deal- whoever wakes up first has blanket consent to wake the other up slowly by pleasuring them- hopefully giving them good morning dreams too. Doesn’t obligate anything- but it will be a fun way to wake up! (I followed through this morning)
For everyday of the week we came up with a theme-think like Taco Tuesday, but dirty stuff- (except we haven’t nailed down a theme for Thursday- open to suggestions!) and once a month we will have a day to pick something new that either of us has been wanting to try, and another day once a month where we are gonna shop toys and lube together.
Anyway- now he knows how 😈 I’ve been feeling and seems willing to rise to the challenge, and I just feel like a whole new person now having opened up to him about it and having those needs validated.
Update: yall- I just got a calendar invite to an event my husband created. Event title “Feed the kitty”
We have no cat. If you don’t hear from me for a few days, don’t worry bout it.
Day 6 of my sexual awakening after 7 years of being disgusted by sex. I’m so horny all the time but have enjoyed keeping the momentum going. I’ve been exploring new things with my long time partner and feel more connected to them than ever before. Man I hope this lasts! Such a great feeling!
Idk if I’m doing this thread right but I’ve been seeing someone for a while now. At first the PIV hurt so bad, I was barely enjoying it. I made a post about it (now deleted) and everyone recommended longer foreplay. Before I even got to suggest it to him, it’s as if he knew what I was going through and the foreplay was not only longer but so much better. Funny enough, PIV also became less painful and I had my first PIV orgasm a while ago. I’m so happy. I thought I would never enjoy sex-the pain and the religious trauma held me back a lot.
The best part about being with this human is the praises. “You tasted so good”, him reminiscing about kinky shit I’ve done and my favourite part is him praising my body and calling me “sexy”. It makes me feel so good about myself. I’m having too much fun with him! And I just wanted to share!
We had a fun morning. It was that time of the month and then I was sick and then the wife was sick so we haven’t had sex or anything in like 2 weeks. To say we had some pent up sexual frustration would be an understatement. This morning (around 5 AM) I rolled over and just gave her an innocent hug (with my morning wood obviously). She game me a little hip thrust back and a look and I immediately went for it. I just slid under the covers, moved her thong to the side and started gently licking. The soft moans grew louder and louder as I kept going until it reached a fever pitch and she came. I then laid down next to her and she started to blow me. And boy oh boy did she give one hell of a BJ this morning. She really went to down. But didn’t let me finish in her mouth. She knew I was about to burst and edged me by taking my cock out of her mouth and rubbing it on her tits. I could legit feel her nipples getting hard against my cock. Then she hopped on top of me and rubbed her wet pussy against my cock for a minute or two. Finally she inserted it and rode me hard until I came inside her. Delightful way to start the last work day of the week.
Face fucked my lovely lady hard today. So hard we’re washing the bed sheets lol.
We’re practicing more dirty talk, with me being more assertive and controlling. She’s quite receptive to it all 🙂
So I’ve been talking to the same guy for about 4 months now (primarily a consistent fwb situation) and he is definitely has the longest and thickest dick I’ve ever experienced and normally lasts anywhere from 15 to 40 minutes. This morning we decided to start the day by fucking, and I woke up horny so I was ready. My man went down on me for about 10 minutes (early in the morning before any shower too) and then he slid his dick inside of me raw. I was expecting at least 15 minutes of sex, but he ended up balls deep inside of me, and just a few strokes in (no more to than 30 seconds) he pulled out and ended up shooting some of the fattest ropes of cum I have ever seen all over my face. He was kind of embarrassed at first but we both just laughed it off and he ended up making me cum after going down on me for a while longer. Even though he came early, we still both ended up getting off, which is all that really matters.
I’m a college student and home for the holidays which has been amazing. However, I noticed I was being pretty moody and just generally off, and I realized it was probably time to release some stress via flicking the bean. I finally found some time after everyone went to bed to go at it, and I needed the release for sure. I couldn’t stop with my toy and definitely feel better like back to back orgasms. This a friendly reminder to pack your sex toys and don’t forget the you time during the holidays 🙂
I (F19) have never orgasmed before and I got a vibrator a few days ago. I’m still trying to figure out what feels good and I haven’t orgasmed yet but I’m really happy with the progress I’ve made!