If you could pick any fictonal character to bang who would you pick and why?

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  1. The rationalist in me says Konata izumi

    The horny in me however says Loona the hellhound

  2. Probably one of the ancient classical goddesses, like Persephone or Aphrodite. Of course, in this scenario, none of the male gods exist, so I don’t face any retribution for my sexual intercourse.

  3. Take a seat on my face, and enjoy my long list…

    Rouge the bat, gloria the hippo, the bouvier sisters, maudie from brave, Ursula the seawitch, Sylvia lapig, peg Pete, Velma, dragon from shrek, princess peach, midna, pyra, Jessica rabbit, crow lady from Fritz, Beverly bighead, endive, Mr weenie’s mama from open season

  4. Quetzalcoatl/Lucoa from Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid.

    Do I need to say more?

  5. If there’s some way to convince them to play nice, either the alien queen from Aliens, or the T. Rex from the original Jurassic Park.

  6. Dean Winchester, all day everyday!!! They ruin his life on the show, he deserves as much action as he can get

  7. Mona Lisa Vitto. Why? Have you seen My Cousin Vinny? Good God. This could take all night.
    The backless outfit she was wearin on the cabin porch..

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