If you had to choose to have one or other amputated – leg or penis. What’s your choice?

37 comments

1. Take my god damn leg

2. Can I get a new dick after? Then dick. If not, leg

3. Half of each?

4. Leg all the way it’s not even a question

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6. Don’t need to think about it.

   Leg.

7. How is she baffled?

8. Left leg specifically. Damn thing doesn’t work anymore, but my dick still does. Easy choice.

9. My leg. Tell your wife that we get pleasure from one of these and it’s not our leg.

10. Well, prosthetic technology is amazing today so I’d choose a new leg.

11. Leg. I’d quite honestly rather be dead than lose my dick.

12. Leg. You can’t replace a dick

13. Penis, heard about some guy who had a horse penis attached after his wife cut his off.

    Would be low key interested.

14. Definitely not my third leg.

15. Leg. If your wife is baffled ask her would she rather loose her vagina or her leg….

16. Leg. Not sure how she can be baffled. Men have done crazy things and made many bad decisions to use their penis just once. When i say men, i mean me.

17. Just call me long dong silver

18. There’s no option. It’s not even a question really. Every normal man is losing a leg.

19. Leg, without hesitation.

20. Leg.

21. I have this story idea about a man who went on to have five children with his wife even after he lost a leg fighting in Afghanistan

22. Can I get a detachable robot penis if I choose penis?

23. >My wife is baffled

    Dude, ummmm … how do I put this … I think you just inadvertently admitted in public that you and your wife don’t have a very good sex life.

    My wife would not hesitate 1 second before predicting that I would sacrifice the leg rather than the penis.

24. Leg no thought needed. I need a cock.

25. Bye bye leg.

26. A missing leg might make your penis look bigger…aka, win win

27. Leg for sure

28. Leg.

29. Leg.

    Can always have a prosthetic, can’t put on a new functioning penis

30. If I choose leg I can get a cyborg leg and become a man/machine hybrid.

    I can’t get a cyber dong, no matter how cool it sounds.

31. Penis, I’m dieing alone anyways, I find Legs far more useful for everyday life.

32. Leg, because I got another leg. I only got one penis after all

33. Ask your wife if she would rather loose her tits or her pinky toe, she might get it then. 🤣

34. Definitely the latter, I at least use my legs.

35. Cut off my dick!!! In all seriousness…I would get my penis amputated if I had to choose. Why? Because I need my legs in order to provide for my family. I walk in stilts and climb ladders and scaffolding on a daily basis…I don’t know how well a prosthetic leg would work in that situation. We aren’t planning on having any more kids, and there’s more to sex than just using your sword.

36. I would like to say leg in case I need my penis. But my penis gets me into trouble. It might be a relief to be A sexual. No dating no small talk no urges no masturbation no drama. Plus I can walk and run.

37. Penis. Can’t give up playing football for the sake of fucking