What is the most annoying thing you have heard?

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1. My MIL

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4. Currently it’s the over the top PDA’s because its Christmas

5. A girl at my work chews gum everyday and chomps it’s obnoxiously loud even while she’s talking to you

6. People loudly popping their knuckles is one of my big pet peeves.

7. My husband. My kids. My co-workers. Myself. 🤣

8. The man overboard alarm on the carrier in the middle of the night.

9. The cry of a human infant, mixed with an adult snoring, at 3:00am.

   3:00 specifically. It was the second or third feeding of the night. It was the dead of night, when all I wanted to do was stay asleep. Even in my party days, 3:00 was too late. I knew I was in for something uncomfortable (breastfeeding), followed by something unpleasant (diaper change), followed by something difficult (get the baby back to sleep).

   And the *snoring?* My ex-husband was sleeping through it!

   (Luckily, the kid’s 15 now and sleeps through the night, I’ve remarried to a husband who treats my sleep as sacred, and I never have to do the newborn stage again)

10. Tornado sirens. I hate hate hate how they sound.

11. BTS fans

12. One of my best friends new… I guess boyfriend talk about anything. He has the most unlikeable characteristic to me, he’s an expert in everything.

13. This fucking kid at the beach the other day screaming about 6 feet away from me at his brother who’d gone too far out on a kayak. Full on, loudest he could muster, *screaming*. That shrill, awful, kid scream, where it sort of rattles in the back of their throat, “**MITCHELL!!!! MIIIITCHEL! MIIIIITCHELLLLLLL!!!”**

    His fucking mum was standing right near him, completely unconcerned that her kid was bothering a whole bunch of people. Mitchell was already fucking rowing back towards the shore. He was on his fucking way back, but still…

    #…”MITCHELL!!”