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Scotch egg
Bakewell tart, Yorkshire pudding with onion gravy, steak & kidney pudding all washed down with some real ale
Twiglets, Irn Bru, mince pies. Also scones – be sure to let her figure out for herself which order the jam and cream are added, then whichever way she does it tell her she’s done it the wrong way around.
A proper bacon sandwich
Their bacon looks shite
Pie and mash with liquor
Chicken Tikka Masala (it’s officially the National Dish) and in loving memory of its creator who sadly died last week
Marmite
Bangers and mash is a simple and easy crowd pleaser, depends greatly on the quality of the sausages though. Same with a full breakfast.
Canned G&T or an Ale – as an American I was amazed at the liquor selection available in grocery stores. British cheeses. Cadbury chocolate.
Sticky toffee pudding, it’s my American husbands favourite! His savoury favourite being pork pies.
proper fish and chips, from a decent chippy..not the restaurant posh kinda variety
Full roast
Pickled onions
Proper chocolate and proper bread! American stuff is shite.
Shepherd’s Pie (lamb mince)
Scraps
Toad in the hole, roast spuds, leeks and cheese.
Jaffa cakes
Ribena. Yes, I know its a drink
Steak and ale pie with mash.
Meat pies are not a thing in the US.
Custard Creams
Pork pie, chicken pie, steak and ale pie.
Our cheese, extra mature chedder etc, not the crap plastic cheese they have over there
Chips (not french fries or crisps) or an English Breakfast
A bacon butty. But with proper back bacon (not that streaky American crap).
Parkin.
Eccles cakes
Lancashire hotpot.
If you’re in Scotland, get them to try a macaroni pie and a buttery. Also try a scotch egg, irn Bru, diluting juice, proper fish n chips, do a cheese board with good cheeses, sticky toffee pudding and chocolate.
Offer them some chips, then give them fries, not crisps.
Trifle
Melton mowbray pork pie.
A oven ready meal lasagna.