Gf always bites me because I’m too cute

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1. ahh damn im so sorry dude but this actually means that shes cheating on you :/

   the guilt makes her bite.

2. Wtf

3. Get her some food

4. I mean my cats do this. I don’t see the big deal

5. Sometimes us women find something so cute that we want to crush it, squeeze it, clench your fists, or I guess bite. It’s just a way to release the energy build up of finding something so incredibly cute. If you don’t like it just tell her to find another way to express her feelings.

6. I had one girl that did this to me in our relationship and I liked it so much I adopted it myself in future relationships LOL obviously it’s light though, i don’t like hickeys

7. your cat is not your girlfriend you sick fuck

8. This reminds me of a Friend’s episode where Joey’s date keeps punching him hard lol

9. Bite her back..

10. I bite my boyfriend all the time. I just find him to be unreasonably adorable. Sometimes I just look at him and then I’m just like, “yeah, I’ll have a little nom.” Always gently though.

11. I call them love bites, I’m a biter too sometimes 🙈

12. Nice brag

13. People wanna post here so bad lol

14. It’s called cute aggression lol

15. The cute and the aggressive are next to each other in our brains, its how you get “so cute I could squeeze you to death” and is fairly normal.

    Its a little odd, but Unless it hurts when she does I don’t see an issue here

16. 🤣 okayy, i mean why not? I don’t see the problem. If she biting making you bleed she a cannibal so be careful. You never know. 🤷‍♀️

17. Shit is is cute when a girl bites a guy; imagine if a guy bites a girl, the next Hannibal Lecter!

18. https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/zqcw96f
    It’s called cute aggression

19. Your girl is “suffering” from something that is called cute aggression 🙂 I as well can’t hold myself from my girl because of this aggression at least she is enjoying it 🥹

20. As long as it’s a gentle nibble it’s good

21. Call animal control

22. She’ll want to put gravy on you next. I’d be very careful.

23. Add some chili oil to your face. Boom, either you become a bit too spicy or your skin will become inflamed and you won’t be cute anymore.

    You’re welcome.

24. Totally normal. But if it’s not your thing, then communicate it to her!

25. you are dating a shark

26. Can’t handle what? Don’t be fucking ridiculous.

27. I always bite my significant other lol i think its one of my love languages.

28. i do this to my bf. i looked it up and it’s cute aggression. something is just so fucking cute you gotta bite it

29. Bite her back on the tit

30. My ex started doing the same thing, unfortunately we split up cause she wouldn’t want to go outside with the sun out and she kept rambling about the dangers of garlic, go figure

31. I want to bite my partners too. It’s a thing

32. Love bite