Mentally ill man excreted outside my house. What should I do?

30 comments

1. I mean, is he still there? If so call 101 for none emergency police line, they’ll get someone out to check on him asap.

2. Bucket of soapy water and whistle a jolly tune. He ain’t coming back to pick it up.

3. I guess this is why they’re called Ring Doorbells.

4. Clean it up?

5. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

6. Ask the neighbour if they have a spare poo bag

7. Pick it up an lash it at him

8. you have 2 options, leave it and step over it every time you go out or clean it up

9. Hope the foxes eat it during the night

10. Shit happens bruh…. You could always find out where he lives and have a revenge shit

11. It sounds like someone needs to get a grippy on mr whippy – asap

12. Do you grow roses?

13. Have a tasty little treat?

14. Put the video on YouTube…you’ll make a fortune!

15. I read executed and i was so confused

16. How people who feel the need to ask shit like this on Reddit manage to function in daily life baffles me

17. Lead a dog or fox to it and they will happily munch it up.

18. Do it outside his

19. Did you actually need to ask this question? Clean it or leave it..

20. He might come back if he doesn’t know you own the place. Shite on top of it to remark your territory.

21. It sounds like you need to get off Reddit, go to your local towns facebook page and post about this disgusting individual, so that all the other Karens and Kens can tell you how awful it is, and be angry with you.

22. Put on some marigolds get some bleachy water clean it up. If he’s mentally not well he won’t do it himself.

23. Maybe he’s onto something

24. Reciprocate.

25. Shit in his microwave.

26. Sorry about that.

27. Call the local paper and get them to run an article about it with a picture of you with a forlorn face pointing at it

28. ‘ Fully displaying his genitals to outsiders’. Were other people around?

    It was New Years Day and old mate had probably been on a 24hr bender and was caught short trying to remember where he lived. Depending on the angle of your camera, what you perceived to be his genitals could well have been two tightly clenched fists resting in front of his knees as he curled one out in a Frankie Dettori poise. Worry no more for the night is late and the year is young.

29. Take a bigger one next to it to assert dominance

30. Waiting for a meta post now…

    “I took a shite in front of the house of the mam who moved my parking reservation wheelie bin”