If you were hired by the Chinese government to throw a Cinco De Mayo party in Beijing but with a Chilean twist what would it look like?

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1. An orgy.

2. It would look like I charged them a lot of money up front then hopped on a plane to the Bahamas.

3. A Texas BBQ. They won’t know the difference.

4. Your mom being run train on.

5. Chilean.

6. ?

7. Well since Cinco De Mayo is largely an American holiday and only celebrated in a few small parts of Mexico I’d take my inspiration more from America than anything.

   – Tacos
   – Tequila
   – Chips and Salsa
   – Racist ass costumes.

   For a Chilean twist maybe some guinea pig tacos?

8. Shit.

9. We would throw a Cinco de Mayo party in Beijing and we would serve chili… Sorry, I don’t know anything about Chile or its culture.

10. Hey, at least this isn’t yet another relationship question.

11. Wouldn’t happen, I have a habit of not working for genocidal psychopaths.

12. I’d probably just fill it with images and stories of the atrocities of the Chinese government and do everything in my power to damage the government.

    Fuck your cinco de Mayo, the Chinese government has and is literally continuing to do genocide.

13. Chile would have to defeat the French at the battle of Puebla for a start.

14. Wtf