What were your crappy Xmas cracker jokes this year?

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1. Santa Clause was flying in his sleigh when all of a sudden, a missile was fired at him. He tried his best to avoid it but it was a heat seeking missile. After 2 minutes of frantic maneuvers, it hits the front of the sleigh and explodes. The blast takes out the whole thing. Bits of wood and gore fall from the sky. Blood and chunks of meat rain down from the sky. Below was a couple sitting in their living room, watching TV when they hear the pieces hit the windows. Lightly at first but quickly louden to a consistent tapping.

   “Oh honey, that’s hailstones.”

   “No, I think it’s reindeer.”

2. I was with a colleague at the Xmas meal. they had a normal hat on.

   they put a Xmas cracker hat on top of it.

   I said if they put another hat on top, it will be a hat trick 😅

3. What happened when the calendar got arrested?

4. What do polar bears like to do at the weekend?

5. What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit

6. Q: What did the reindeer say to the actor? A: Do you want to be in my movie? 🤣