What defines the “average man”?

45 comments

1. 5.5 to 6 inches.

2. their name is Joe

3. 37 year old Han Chinese Guy who speaks mandarin.

   Give or take.

4. Probably average in every aspect of life? It’s not really that subjective.

5. The answer may vary depending on how sexist you are

6. ‘average’ raises a lot of conflicting opinions because most people don’t understand what it means and mistakenly think that ‘average’ means the same as ‘neutral’ or ‘okay’, which isn’t actually the case.

   if you’re an average man, that means your options are extremely limited, men don’t have the privilege of being able to get away with being mediocre.

7. A pair of nuts and a willy

8. The protagonist of Idiocracy

9. Nick Miller from New Girl

10. A honda civic

11. Despair

12. poor, deeply in debt

13. context.

14. Out of shape and lazy

15. I would say

    30s/40s
    Makes 50k a year at a dead end job
    Small to medium pot belly
    Divorced
    Drives a Honda Civic

16. I’d like say me but i’m considerd below average 😅

17. A man who has all of the most common traits among men.

18. 8 inches 5’6 married and wondering why I was born with underdeveloped asscheeks.

19. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

20. Height, income, fitness, looks. If your average in any one of these areas your considered the average man.

21. The average US man is one who has lost about 60 percent of his 401k to the markrt.

22. Isn’t the point of average that it lacks defining traits?

23. You

24. Nothing defines us, we just exist

25. Has a mouth, nose, roughly two eyes and roughly two ears.

26. “Average” doesn’t mean what people think it means.

27. Being average

28. 6 inches, apparently

29. And man who pays his bills through having a stable job, has car, good credit. Also including, average height (5’8” I think), healthy weight, all those average measurements.
    That’s an average man, and he will looked at as boring

30. Statistics

31. When you rank average in all aspects. Height, weight, income, size..

32. The average person is an Asian female named Mohammed Smith so that’s your starting point.

33. 5’8 170 lbs. Average build wears generic clothes and new balance shoes works office job that he hates has wife and kids that he doesnt have a great relationship with. Has a few friends that he goes out and drinks with every once in a while, drives a 4 door sedan, masterbates more than he has sex.

34. I’m no gangsta’, I’m an average man, but be damned if I let ’em do me savage man…

35. Everyman

36. The main guy from Idiocracy

37. You could’ve saved us all time by simply Googling this question.
    Average __ for men

    Copy paste it into Google. Replace the under scores with whatever you want to know.

    This isn’t askeomen, where they can just make believe whatever they want into existence.

38. Depends on the country/region of the world.

39. None of the five 6’s

40. struggle and suffering

41. Went to college, earns a good wage, has it together and women want nothing to do with him.

42. 5.1 inch long dick

43. 6’3 black 8 inch cock and rich.

44. All the men added up then divided by the number of men added

45. A average man is someone who lives a relatively ordinary life and makes no particular efforts to achieve greatness. He may be satisfied with where he is in life but also feels a bit of apathy, barely pushing himself to reach above and beyond. He’s likely averse to taking risks, is comfortable with his current lifestyle, and may not be driven to do more with his life because he’s content to stay in his comfort zone.

    Personality traits include passivity, contentment, and caution. His biggest downfall is a lack of ambition and a tendency to settle. He isn’t necessarily unsuccessful, but he is lacking in drive and determination. He may harbor a deep dissatisfaction with his current level of accomplishment, but is too complacent to break free from his mediocrity.

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