What’s your favorite way to answer the question: “Why aren’t you guys married yet?”

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1. Because mind your own fucking business, that’s why.

2. “Cause marriage is expensive and stupid”

3. We are married. These kids married us. (we have two kids)

4. Depends on the context and setting.

   There is no such thing as a one fits all answer.

   My favorite so far was “Because your mom has not filed for divorce yet”

5. She hasn’t bought me a ring yet

6. We are just not to each other🤣

7. Marriage is just a legal certificate. Other than that I find it useless. The only thing that matters is whether or not you are happy with your partner.

8. “Once was one time too many for me.”

9. Well…her wife is having some issues, won’t sign the divorce papers. It’s not true but people don’t ask again.

10. The genie that got us together said we’d love each other forever unless we got married and that would break the spell.

11. Because a piece of paper won’t change anything with us. It’s an archaic and useless tradition.

12. “Because no woman is worth that financial risk.”

13. “I’m too rich to risk it”

14. “Why should we get married?”

15. Why should I?

16. “My wife hasn’t been born yet, and her mother died 5 years ago”

17. It’s gone on long enough my gf and I say one of 2 things 1. oh we did, you just weren’t invited 2. Oh yeah we aren’t. Oh well.

18. Because they won’t let siblings marry. Now mind your fucking business.

19. marriage is an institution that I want no part in joining

20. Weddings are expensive. If they continue to push say we’re accepting donations.