What is one thing about you that you can brag about

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1. At age 35, I have never done any drugs recreationally.

2. My ability to watch videos at x1.5 speed

3. I’m the most modest person ever and modesty isn’t even in my Top 10 Qualities.

4. My wife enjoys threesomes with women, and we have had many.

5. I read 2-3 books a week. I buy the audiobook and the physical book. I listen while I’m at work because I use my hands and I read the physical book at home.

   It’s kind of expensive though.

6. I ran a 10:50 two mile in the army . I flat benched 425lbs at 210lb body weight. I also flat benched 225lbs for 30 reps the same year. I dunked a basketball in high school. I know that’s more than one but they are literally my only accomplishments so now you know me.

7. I don’t drink
   I don’t smoke
   I don’t do drugs
   I go to gym 7 days a week

   I can bench 100 kg for 15 reps

8. I know lots of rocks

9. I hope no one that lost someone to the same illness takes offense to this, but beating cancer at age 23 is something I can brag about. I think? 😭

10. My Weightloss.

11. In less than two years, I’ll have a total of three bachelors degrees. Almost 40 years old

12. I’m a multimillionaire and I worked very hard for everything I have.

13. I can cook at a high level.

14. My wife makes 6 figures and I don’t have to work.

15. I’m a good person and that’s a good thing damn it. I’m proud of that.

16. I can bend my first finger unnaturally

17. I try very hard to be honest even when its hard

18. I got caught jerking off at a party in high school and played it so cool I suffered no social consequences.

19. I can learn any song by ear on the piano

20. Got a C1 in another language and got my college degree from the best public college of my country.

    Maybe that i lost my virginity fucking a girl 8 years older than me (20-28), that made me feel special hahahaha

    There are a couple of things i may say, but those 3 came to my mind with this

21. Im a great wrestler imo.

22. Benched 200lbs recently, and have not done that in a while.

23. I understand and write about monetary policy

24. I increased my bench by almost 100lbs last year

25. I have deep ears.

26. I can overhead press more weight than anyone I’ve ever met.

    I’ve never had Covid or the Flu in my life.

    I’ve shot a perfect 60X 300 indoor archery score.

    Well… I guess that’s 3 things, but still pretty good

27. Fast reflexes for a guy my size, wanna bump into me on the street? THINK AGAIN, imma slide past you and follow up with a “my bad”

    Welcome to Canada bud.

28. I double my base pay every year for my kids

29. I have no problem cutting people out of my life if they interfere with my well being

30. I’m really good at my job.

31. Ive never cheated on my wife. Ive had the opportunity to many times over the years.