If you could tell your boyfriend/girlfriend something without them getting mad or upset… What would it be?

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1. I’m not gonna say yes to you all the time, stop getting mad at me for it.

2. Every spring when I go “see my family” I spend 5 days locked up in a hotel room fucking the brains out of my high school girlfriend.

3. Can’t tell mine anything anymore without her getting pissed

4. She’s a bit too clingy at times. Can’t do as much as I want to improve myself. So it’s not like I’m trying to play video games or go out drinking more often. Trying to take professional exams to earn raises and promotions, or run ultramarathons through the Rocky Mountains

5. Don’t ask questions if you are not able to handle the answers.

6. That she’s to clingy and gaining weight

7. When you force me to do something I don’t want to do, and I’m not happy but still trying to make the best if it…your a total bitch for getting mad at me for not being genuinely happy.

8. I’m sexually attracted to some of her friends.

9. “Please put your clothes in the laundry hamper so I don’t trip and break my neck rushing to the sound of one of the dogs puking at 3am.”

10. That being the positive one in a relationship with an overreacting pessimist is exhausting. She isn’t cruel or mean but it is extremely draining to never be able to have a bad day myself because I’m always trying to be the supportive one.

11. Please stop shitting with the bathroom door wide open. And please stop coming into the bathroom while I’m making a shit to put your make up on.

12. Nothing. They ain’t worth the time.

13. I wouldn’t know