What’s your favourite thing about being a woman?

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1. Wearing flowy dresses to twirl around in

   Having long hair to style in many ways

   The ability to give birth to life

2. Boobies!

3. Sisterhood with other women and my female body

4. Multiple orgasms

5. No one asks me to move heavy shit for them nor am I ever asked to defend anyone’s honour in a bout of fisticuffs or swordplay.

   Mittens are a viable article of clothing, as are cute hats.

   Well, pretty much everything else, too.

   Sure, I can’t parallel park for shit, but I get to wear pantyhose and nice sweaters in return.

6. Hm.
   Nothing?
   I don’t have boobs, fertility is a curse, and if you’re not attractive you’re worth less.

   Ask me about the best part about being human next time – that shit is delicious 😀

7. Having babies and being a mom!