Okay we’ve had so many lame “utopia actually means ___” replies.

Nobody cares.

The definition is implied and we all know what I’m talking about.

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  1. I’ve never been but both liberals and conservatives seem to like New Hampshire so I pick there.

  2. I’ve never been able to visit but probably Massachusetts because it’s accepting, progressive and prosperous.

  3. I do not think any place in the US (or on earth for that matter) is close to a utopian society lol

  4. None. They’re all just America. Stable, functional states with all the usual benefits and drawbacks you get in a human-run democracy.

    How do you define a utopia?

  5. Boston area so Massachusetts,

    But also most good suburbs in the US if we don’t really consider states. Like Philly suburbs are fantastic, Texas suburbs like sugarland, Irving or Plano for instance. Chicago suburbs like Hoffman Estates or Naperville. Heck even places like Hoover, Al or Ridgeland, MS are quite good.

    College towns also tend to be really nice places with the added bonus of not sleeping

  6. Maybe before we make a bunch of uneducated guesses you should state what exactly your definition of “utopia” is, and then you’ll understand that no place on Earth even remotely resembles it.

  7. It’s totally subjective and will vary person to person. For me…. One of the Western mountain states. Like Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, etc. I love the scenery of those states, it’s absolutely beautiful there

  8. NJ because we think it’s better here and don’t care what anyone else says, which is what I assume people who are deluded enough to think they live in a utopia believe as well.

  9. Well there was that one time where I found some mushrooms in a field and I really thought that I had found utopia for a few hours.

  10. Utopia is a meaningless, subjective concept. But if you’re looking for a nice place that isn’t a total mess, try the Pacific states or New England. Maybe Colorado.

  11. No joke, Utah. I felt so dirty as an atheist liberal heathen outsider visiting that perfect little utopia the Mormons built for themselves. Everywhere I’ve visited there has been utterly beautiful, safe, the people have been so darn pleasant, the infrastructure has looked new and relatively well-maintained, and there’s always something fun to do nearby.

  12. Utopia is just a word to help convince people that I am right and you are wrong because my plan and ideology leads to a Utopia and yours doesn’t. Vote for me, Every Political Leader Ever.

  13. Florida. Everyone is truly free there to do as they please. This is why we see articles titled “Florida man/woman does (enter psycho event)”

  14. MyState is flawless in every way, while OtherState makes North Korea look functional and civilized.

  15. Ohio. People just say it doesn’t exist so they can keep the Utopia all to themselves.

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