Ok ladies, what do you find most annoying about bikinis?

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1. I always feel like my ass is hanging out.

2. Accidentally flashing people when there is a particularly strong wave

3. That most of them are strings on the top half!

   I don’t have much in the way of boobs but I prefer bra like bikini tops and it’s so hard to find them.

4. The lack of middle ground between juniors style bikinis and matronly styles.

5. They’re always tiny. I’m not modest by any means but I’m most comfortable with some coverage. I can’t enjoy myself if I’m in constant danger of… uh… spilling out, both bottom and top 🤣

6. Constant need to make adjustments. That’s why, if it’s convenient, I go for one-pieces to have fun in the water and switch to a bikini while chilling.

7. The constant adjustment and risk of falling out

8. The ones that are decently supportive are so expensive.

9. Most of them are made for looks, not moving, swimming, or diving.

10. How freaking expensive they are. There’s literally one and a half hankies worth of material there, so why does it cost so much?

11. The ones that are string on the bottom are just impossible to be move in without flashing something

12. There’s this current trend where bikini bottoms and bathing suits need to have a high cut. I don’t get it because they’re so uncomfortable to wear. Constant wedgies.

13. My ass cheeks won’t stay in them mf

14. Trying to find a style that looks good, and is comfortable to wear. It’s easy to get one or the other, but nearly impossible to get both – looks good but feels like I’m one misstep away from showing everything, or else is comfortable to wear but makes me look like a granny!

15. They don’t seem to work well in the ocean. They’re either tight enough to dimple skin and not come off, or fit perfectly and the waves try to strip me naked.

    I bought what amounts of short-shorts bathing suit bottoms and they aren’t really flattering but they stay on! I usually wear a t-shirt now to avoid sunburns, so that solved the top issue.

16. When you have to buy the top and bottom together in the same size. My bottom half is not the same size as the top half. :/

17. Expensive especially if you need/want something that’s a little more designed for your body.

18. I swear so many bikinis are designed for looks over function. They’re fine whilst you stand still (and presumably work well being photographed) but the moment you start moving you’re falling out of them and that’s before you get in the ocean.

    Also, maybe this is a me thing, but I swear most bikini bottoms I see these days are waaaaaaaay too cheeky. Like I don’t *miiiiiiind* if it’s a bit cheeky but I don’t really wanna wear a thong or flash my ass at the beach.

19. I get wedgies exclusively in bikinis way too often. I walk down some stairs and bam, it’s just all up in my butt, which often doubles being as a vagina wedgie.

    Why bikinis? I wish I knew. Lately I’ve been a fan of the boy cut bikinis though. I feel better in them and I think I look sexy in them.

20. I hate how when you wash them if they have little pads in the top they always move and fold up inside of the top and it’s impossible to get them back to normal

21. Lack of boob support. Too many strings.

22. I don’t like how my body looks in them and I love swimming – bikinis aren’t good for swimming unless you have a crop top style then I may as well wear a one-piece.

23. THEY’RE SO EXPENSIVE. Like dude the whole point of wearing this is to keep cool/show skin so you don’t die of overheating while outside. There’s barely any fabric. Why are you charging me so much

24. Finding ones that actually cover me and my boobs wont fall out of and wont end up as a belt while tubing. And finding high rise short style bottoms that actually cover my bikini line.

25. tiny crotches, like i rly dont want my pussy lips flapping in the wind …

26. They have metal clasps in the back, which can’t be adjusted, instead of ties. This is annoying because manufacturers assume that a large bust measurement means a large ribcage measurement, too.