Men who could care less, how much less could you care?

17 comments

1. Less.

2. Imma go with 3

3. Not one bit. I definitely don’t care that she hasn’t called back, and I haven’t even thought about it in the last thee minutes. I don’t care at all. It’s water under the bridge. There’s caring and there’s me, and in between us is a big ol’ bridge with a lot of water running under it. That’s how little I care. If I repeat lies enough, they’ll be true. That’s how little I care.

4. Even less than I currently do.

5. If I tried to care less I could but I don’t care enough to care less.

6. I could care less but then I would have to care to care about caring less which would lead to a contradiction, therefore one can never completely be without care…because they cared enough to care even less.

7. Infinitely less.

8. If you *could* care less, that means you currently care.

9. As much as a woodchuck would

10. About 27 shits less. (I’m already at 0)

11. 7 or 8 inches

12. Someone cared so less than that they didn’t even comment on this

13. All the less.

14. Just enough

15. So much less. I wish I did. I give too much of a shit. I burn out frequently and give way too much to people who don’t deserve shit.

16. I floored my apathy, so I convinced others do adopt a similar degree of fucklessness, thus expanding the collective lack of care.

17. Just a wee bit lad